Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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