he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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