Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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