People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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