I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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