In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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