I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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