absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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