How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
