I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
