Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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