hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
and i looked up. we had an audience...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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