You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
