3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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