is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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