Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My feet surprised me
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