'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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