On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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