I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
PANTIES FOUND
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