Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
