That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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