We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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