This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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