Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
we should paint friendship bongs
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