i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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