I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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