Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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