ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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