I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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