People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.