yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
this is an emotional support booty call
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.