Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.