Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I have post one night stand depression
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