Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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