Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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