what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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