I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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