he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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