he shaved USA in his pubs
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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