Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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