K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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