My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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