The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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