your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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