She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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