i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I look better un-naked...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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