Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
