Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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