ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
