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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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