I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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