whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?