yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.