dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.