i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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