The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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