what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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