she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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