it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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