No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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