conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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